CHERYL / FAT OUT / GUTS FOR GARTERS / KHOM / TELETEXT HOLIDAYS PRESENT …..
SUPERSTAR FUNHOUSE – NYE DANCE PARTY @ ISLINGTON MILL
£7 SUPER EARLY BIRD
£10 EARLY BIRD
A festival of skin.
Competitive plastic surgery.
Incredibly small dogs.
Cameras in the toilet.
The world is waiting to discover YOU.
You are special, unique, beautiful, and INTERESTING.
You have SUPER FASCINATING things to say.
You are probably more important than other people.
You will definitely live FOREVER.
Actually… let’s be honest. You’re a GOD.
Can we photograph you while you eat?
Wait, can we make a TV show about your fingernails instead?
Why live your own life when you can live someone else’s?
Let’s broadcast EVERYTHING.
Actually – let’s throw a New Year’s Eve party and take 1000 selfies.
Maybe someone will see how good we look and make us rich and famous!
Money! Success! Fame! Glamour! All this awaits you at the Superstar Funhouse! Enjoy a meteoric rise to stardom, greet your public, and then burn out in blaze of desperate glory all under the watchful eye of the greedy vicious press – all within the span of a few hours!
#KILLYOURSELFIE #COMMITSELFIE #SELFIESIDE #HASHTAG#BUTTCAST
#ENDOFIDOLATRY #ENDOFHUMANITY #SELFIESTICKSUICIDE
#BIGBROTHERBREAKDOWN #SUPERSTARSURVEILLANCE#ANTISTAR #IMGONNALIVEFOREVER